Cats’ Rules

Updates: Apologies to the owner of this material as the poster was forwarded to me without the source.

Now, here is the source below:







11 responses to “Cats’ Rules”

  1. Connie

    Dogs’ house can copy the rules too!

  2. cindy

    I absolutely LOVE this.

    Now I must make this into a life-size poster and frame on my door. And I can just point to all the answers when anyone objected to anyone of the CAT’s Rules 🙂


  3. melle

    Totally agree with no.8. Some friends don’t understand how I can allow my cats to sleep on my bed. The cats want to, not like I ask them to!

  4. Jasmine

    LOL!! 😀

  5. Joey

    For those with birds….

    When you visit my home you are graciously welcome but please remember the following:

    1. The birds live here. You don’t.

    2. If you enter this house and the birds consider yourself a perch, be flattered.

    3. If you don’t want bird poop on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

    4. If there are more bird cages than chairs, please feel free to sit on the floor.

    5. Yes, sure they have some disgusting habits, so do I and so do you. What’s your point?

    6. Of course, they smell like peanuts.

    7. I like them a lot better than I like most people.

    8. If you can’t handle a bird eating off your plate, don’t come eat at this house, parrots think anything on anyone’s plate is for sharing.

    9. If you can’t handle the sound of parrots, wear earplugs. My birds are free to speak their minds whenever they want and they will–loudly and frequently.

    10. If you find it scratched or chewed, the dog did it.

    11. To you they are just birds. To me they are adopted children who are small and pigeon-toed, don’t always speak clearly, and throw their food. I have no problem with any of these things.

    12. Parrots are better than kids. They eat less, don’t ask for money all the time, usually answer when called, never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug dealers, don’t smoke or drink, don’t worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes, don’t need a gazillon dollars for college, and if they make babies, you can sell them. (uh…. not that i will)

    13. They make the rules, I just live here.

    14. They will repeat everything you say, so watch your mouth!

  6. Hani

    ho ho ho… i love this

  7. Akmar it to bits! Yup, it’ll make a great poster in my home too.. *wink*

  8. Chloe Yap

    Me too, I’m gonna paste this on my wall.

  9. Yen Ling

    My sentiments exactly. Aunties come to the house and demand that the dog be put away or telling her kid that my dog is dirty and will bite and don’t go near the dog. I was very tempted to go to her house with my dog and ask her to put her child away. ;p Such poster like the above is a MUST.

  10. Chen

    Yes, I agree that this poster is awesome. Perhaps, if we can buy copies of it from the owner at and perhaps use them as another item for funds raising during big pet events?

    1. chankahyein

      Thanks for the source, Chen! Will publicise it.